Archive for the ‘Fantasy Graphics’ Category

Feb
20

What Should Have Happened at the End of Twilight

Posted by The Purple Wyrm on February 20, 2010 under Fantasy Graphics, Movies & TV

Since I’ve been alive for hundreds of years, I’ve seen a lot of types of vampires come and go. And, I gotta admit, I’m a bit old-school when it comes to my blood suckers. Vampires are ruthless monsters, ya know? They attack you and suck your blood.

I’ve never, in all my years, seen one sparkle.
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Dec
31

Where to Find Fantasy Dragon Pictures

Posted by The Purple Wyrm on December 31, 2009 under Fantasy Graphics
Fairy tales and legends, such as Dobrynya Niki...
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Being a dragon, people often ask me where they can find fantasy dragon pictures. After scratching my head with one long gleaming claw, I ask them what they want them for and make them sign a release proving their age is over 18.

At this point, the person asking where to find fantasy dragon pictures usually begins to hem and haw and mumble about graphic design or writing prompt inspiration. See, I like to catch them offguard. I like to make them feel guilty and a little bit dirty for wanting fantasy dragon pictures in the first place.

Fantasy dragon pictures — as in graphics of stylized dragons sweeping over imaginary landscapes were snarling at the headstrong knights — are relatively easy to find on the Internet. Seems everyone and their brother is interested in checking out me and my cousins. Who can blame them? Were really rather magnificent.

Within dragon society, fantasy dragon pictures takes on a whole new meaning. Just like in human society were down on their luck women may seek a little extra cash printing and posing in hardly anything at all, she dragons who lost their horde one way or another often turn to the seedy side of photography to get a little of their own back.

As a very lively trade in fantasy dragon pictures. Me personally? I don’t need to stoop that low for little feminine inspiration. At the annual dragon games, and that the monthly meetings of the New Jersey chapter of real-life dragons, it’s more often than not the fat headed, bat winged oversize lizards that joke and snicker about that type of fantasy dragon pictures.

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Nov
03

Sometimes We Just Gotta Sit Back and Think…

Posted by The Purple Wyrm on November 3, 2009 under Fantasy Graphics, Fantasy Quotes

Nothing can be truer than fairy wisdom. It is as true as sunbeams. ~Douglas Jerrold chickadee

 

The loveliest fairy in the world; and her name is Mrs Doasyouwouldbedoneby.
Charles Kingsley

 

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
C. S. Lewis

 

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
Albert Einstein