I’ve never, in all my years, seen one sparkle.

The loveliest fairy in the world; and her name is Mrs Doasyouwouldbedoneby.
Charles Kingsley

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
C. S. Lewis

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
Albert Einstein

Being a dragon, people often ask me where they can find fantasy dragon pictures. After scratching my head with one long gleaming claw, I ask them what they want them for and make them sign a release proving their age is over 18.

At this point, the person asking where to find fantasy dragon pictures usually begins to hem and haw and mumble about graphic design or writing prompt inspiration. See, I like to catch them offguard. I like to make them feel guilty and a little bit dirty for wanting fantasy dragon pictures in the first place.

Fantasy dragon pictures — as in graphics of stylized dragons sweeping over imaginary landscapes were snarling at the headstrong knights — are relatively easy to find on the Internet. Seems everyone and their brother is interested in checking out me and my cousins. Who can blame them? Were really rather magnificent.

Within dragon society, fantasy dragon pictures takes on a whole new meaning. Just like in human society were down on their luck women may seek a little extra cash printing and posing in hardly anything at all, she dragons who lost their horde one way or another often turn to the seedy side of photography to get a little of their own back.

As a very lively trade in fantasy dragon pictures. Me personally? I don’t need to stoop that low for little feminine inspiration. At the annual dragon games, and that the monthly meetings of the New Jersey chapter of real-life dragons, it’s more often than not the fat headed, bat winged oversize lizards that joke and snicker about that type of fantasy dragon pictures.